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Originally posted by SuspicionVandit What caliber weapons do you automatic transmission drivers use to fend off tailgating wankermobiles?

bah, the old take the foot from gas pedal trick... then speed off when he tries to cut from the right

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Lol, there's nothing like a quick 'brake check' when being tailgated. Just a touch of the brakes, not even enough to slow you down, but enough to make your brake lights flash. Watch the muppet behind you shit his pants

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My cousin has a little hack in his car, he presses a button and his rear lights flash randomly !!!! haahhahaahahha

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Originally posted by malek My cousin has a little hack in his car, he presses a button and his rear lights flash randomly !!!! haahhahaahahha

Lol, that's awesome.

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Originally posted by SuspicionVandit oh yeahhhhhhhhh Downshifting your car to run the tailgating bloke off the road has never felt better! It feels like I have Jedi powers-the ability to sway the trajectory of 2,000lb objects without even touching them.....is sweet. What caliber weapons do you automatic transmission drivers use to fend off tailgating wankermobiles?

You must be driving too slow

If I ever see someone tailgating me I put the foot down and leave them byeeee

In a bad mood I either slam the brakes, or let them past and tailgate them back only closer.

If my lights aren't already on, I just flip them on, the person obviously thinks theyre my brake lights and hits their brakes, and then once they stay on for a while, he realizes they were just the tail lights and feels like a silly goose.

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Originally posted by jpisani If my lights aren't already on, I just flip them on, the person obviously thinks theyre my brake lights and hits their brakes, and then once they stay on for a while, he realizes they were just the tail lights and feels like a silly goose.

And at night?

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Originally posted by Sushipunk Lol, there's nothing like a quick 'brake check' when being tailgated. Just a touch of the brakes, not even enough to slow you down, but enough to make your brake lights flash. Watch the muppet behind you shit his pants

I used to do that, but then I realised that 2 tonnes of steel up my arse wasn't how I wanted to end my day.

These days I just slow down ever so slightly, again, again and again, watching with glee at the look on their face in the mirror.

As soon as they move out from behind me I touch the pedal just slightly enough to move up so that my car's front bumper is 3 foot off the back off the car in the adjacent lane's back bumper, therefore leaving the annoying tailgater stuck behind the driver in the other lane, but with a maddeningly "just not big enough" gap to change again and get in front of me. We like to call this "the scrape off", which can also be done very nicely with parked cars.

As soon as they move back behind you, you repeat the whole process, maintaining a look of innocence the whole time, even when they finally zoom past you spitting chips and frothing at the mouth.

Another one I like is smiling and waving like a retarded 6 year old at people who've given me the finger and want to see the rudeness returned to in order validate their actions, but instead end up getting more pissed off.

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Originally posted by Beat Blog These days I just slow down ever so slightly, again, again and again, watching with glee at the look on their face in the mirror.

lol! I do that as well, just keep slowing down, down to 3rd gear, down, down... and watch as they go insane.

pull the handbrake gently... the tailgater will have no warning and have to slam in his brakes, resulting in he having the car behind him 15 cm in to his rear...

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