What are the most ridiculous movies coming out?

Off the top of my head
The Smurfs

Zorro 2110

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Born to a royal family in a world of haves and have nots, Don Diego fights for the oppressed by disguising himself as a legendary swordfighter, Zorro. |

Jurassic Park IV

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This news comes from Bloody-Disgusting and it’s so ridiculously out there that it just has to be true. Laura Dern is reprising her role as Dr. Ellie Sattler in Universal’s upcoming Jurassic Park IV!!! Wait… that’s not the ridiculous news. Let’s try again. Says Bloody-Disgusting: “...we’re told that the film is about the government who has trained dinosaurs to carry weapons and use them for battle purposes.” Come again? Freaking dinosaurs with freaking weapons? Weren’t “sharks with laser beams” an object of humor in Austin Powers? Didn’t someone remember that when they decided it might be a good idea to outfit a Velociraptor with an HK416 assault rifle? What’s next? Compys armed with Deagles? The recoil alone would blast them back into the prehistoric era. Our awesome and always-lovely TV editor Brooke Tarnoff just summed it up perfectly for me: “That’s just goddamn insane.” Indeed.

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