There was a German, an Italian and an Irishman on death row.
The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:

1. to be shot
2. to be hung
3. to be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.

So the German said, "Shoot me right in the head."
Bang! (he was dead instantly).

Then the Italian said, "Just hang me." (Snap, he was dead.)

Then the Irishman said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff."

They gave him the shot, and the Irishman fell down laughing.
The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong
with this guy. Then the Irishman said, "Give me another one
of those shots," so the guards did. Now he was laughing so
hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over.

Finally the warden said, "What is wrong with you?"

The Irishman replied, "You guys are so stupid.....

I'm wearing a condom."

heh..

hahahah ,nice

I didn't know ppl wore Condoms on death row....

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did u know that ppl on death row often stop producing sperm ??


my goodness !!

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Originally posted by eye_03 did u know that ppl on death row often stop producing sperm ?? my goodness !!

and how do YOU know that???

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LOLOLOL stupid Irish!

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lol

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Tom

lmao. Anyone got any other irish jokes?

peace

mikey