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Craziest Dreams!
Since I stopped smoking weed, i have been having the most vivid and craziest dreams I ever had. Here are but a few that I could remember.
1. Two nights ago, I dreamed I was in the boxing ring fighting Oscar de la Hoya. But I was actually a match for him, and I won in 1 round.
2. Last night, I dreamed I was floating down a spring river in an inner tube. There were people all around doing the same thing. I encountered rapids, which flung me in the air like 100 feet, and I fell into the water, hit the bottom, pushed from the bottom, out of the water again 100 feet in the air, and I did this seemingly by will.
3. I was a ninja with a pet horse and dog who were watched over by my ninja master. The horse behaved like a dog because when i saw me, it rushed over to me and jumped on me like a dog excited to see its owner. But I wasn't trampled. Anyways, another ninja was trying to kill me. He killed my master, and was chasing me. I was getting swords and knives thrown at me , but dodged them all like the matrix, and then I tried to call 911, but instead of emergency, I got customer service tech support.
4. A talking bear was trying to lead me across a swampy lake on a string of logs. I fell into the lake, which underwater looked like a dark swimming pool. I noticed I could breathe under water.
5. I was in an airplane which was taking off, but as soon as it was airborne, started banking hard, and I sensed I was about to die in a crash. But the dream never gets to the crash.
I've been chased by serial killrs numerous times. Fallen off cliffs, and high places. Chased by a giant. Crazy crazy stuff.
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