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RandomGirl
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Clothing Size Rant

Gah! I hate how clothing is sized. ESPECIALLY WOMEN'S PANTS!! Men have it so lucky, you calculate inches around waist, and calculate inches in length of your leg, and voila, your fucking pant size.

Women on the other hand... we're given bullshit imaginary numbers that don't mean shit. And the more aggravating part is, is that a pair of pants that are 28inches in leg length and another pair that is 32inches in leg length both could STILL BE FUCKING LABELED AS A 5!!! GRRR!!

Maybe it's to help women feel like they aren't fat ass cows, but I am so sick and fucking tired of having to guess what size I am and NEVER finding a pair of pants that fit me in the leg.

News flash, women who are thin are not 6 FEET FUCKING TALL!! Actually, most women who are on the thin side are probably also shorter... imagine that. Wait... where the fuck are all the 6 feet tall women anyway?!! Uhh, last I checked, average height for a woman isn't that goddamn tall!! Maybe you could make a pair of pants that can fit my waist AND my legs!! Wouldn't that be an amazing feat!

AND NOW!!! Now they are adjusting the sizes of shirts. Why? Because too many people are fucking fat asses that they have to make shirts larger and change the damn sizes. So what used to be a large is now a medium, and what used to be a small is an extra small. What the fuck is this shit?! I am not a fucking extra small!!

Oh, but what makes it more delightful is that not all stores have adopted this practice quite yet. So I go to store A, and woopty fucking doo, I fit into an extra small. But then I go to store B and like I SHOULD BE I am fitting into their mediums.

CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SOME CONSISTENCY!?!?! CAN WE PLEASE STOP WITH THE ARBITRARY NUMBERS!!!??!

Pant shopping is maddening. I hate doing it. I never find anything that fits me right. 95% of the time I have to get my pants hemmed. It's bullshit.

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Clothing sizes are bullshit and it pisses me off.

Sep-14-2008 23:48

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Project-K
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Registered: Feb 2007
Location: Laval, Quebec

Re: Clothing Size Rant

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Originally posted by Theresa
Gah! I hate how clothing is sized. ESPECIALLY WOMEN'S PANTS!! Men have it so lucky, you calculate inches around waist, and calculate inches in length of your leg, and voila, your fucking pant size.

You'd think so. In practice it varies alot with quality, who makes it and such. I have size 32 jeans and size 38 jeans. Guess which ones are wider?

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Sep-14-2008 23:51 Canada

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SuspicionVandit
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Registered: Nov 2005
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wear a skirt

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Stef
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Registered: Aug 2007
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How come a small tshirt costs the same as an extra large, the small uses half as much fabric?

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Registered: Mar 2005
Location: Milton, ON Canada

Re: Clothing Size Rant

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Originally posted by Theresa
I am not a fucking extra small!!

you'll always be an extra small in my eyes

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you are extra ugly.

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nchs09
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Registered: Sep 2003
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I shop in a store that only has 32x32 in pants or 31x31 and they wont budge on making different sizes. I am 31x32 and its a pain to buy slightly larger pants than i need

but i still like their pants

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Chris Crossland
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Registered: Jul 2003
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Well put the fork down!

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RandomGirl
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quote:
Originally posted by Project-K
You'd think so. In practice it varies alot with quality, who makes it and such. I have size 32 jeans and size 38 jeans. Guess which ones are wider?

That's what I mean... where is the damn consistency!? 38 inches is 38 inches, not 32 inches!! Why can't we just go by normal sizing instead of these ridiculous, inaccurate numbers?!

quote:
Originally posted by SuspicionVandit
wear a skirt

Canadian winters don't really permit that.

quote:
Originally posted by Stef
How come a small tshirt costs the same as an extra large, the small uses half as much fabric?

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quote:
Originally posted by ChemEnhanced
you'll always be an extra small in my eyes

quote:
Originally posted by nchs09
I shop in a store that only has 32x32 in pants or 31x31 and they wont budge on making different sizes. I am 31x32 and its a pain to buy slightly larger pants than i need

but i still like their pants

That's lame. At least you find pants you like though

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Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles

Xeno?

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Originally posted by Chris Crossland
Well put the fork down!

lol jk LOVE YOU BIRTHDAY BUDDY!

LOL!

Nah, I have lost a lot of weight since I have recovered from surgery. However, I will admit that for a while there I was getting a little soft.

I am quite thin, and fit into a size 0-5 (depending on the make of course), but the legs are always way, way too long because I am only 5'2"!

The only time I have found a pair of pants that have fit me properly was in the children's section, size 16! It's just a shame that half the time, their clothes have frilly and/or lame shit on them. Not to mention, it is borderline embarrassing to shop in the kids section. LOL!!