so i'm an idiot and started a fire in my apartment last night and everything smells like fire/smoke. any ideas on the best way to rid an apartment of that smokey smell quickly?

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Originally posted by Ygrene I once saw Swamper peel off 4 or 5 $100 bills from a fat roll and say this to Donald Trump: "Go clean yourself up; you look like a bum.". And then he threw the bills right in Trump's face/hair! Then Swamper and his entourage of 30, who were all wearing TA monogramed Rolexes, left the room and flew to Hawaii for a few hours because Del wanted fresh coconut. To his defense, Trump didn't even really look like a bum.

throw it all away. You'll never get rid of it fully. Or move apartment.

i can't threw everything away...isn't there a way for it to just go away?

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Originally posted by Ygrene I once saw Swamper peel off 4 or 5 $100 bills from a fat roll and say this to Donald Trump: "Go clean yourself up; you look like a bum.". And then he threw the bills right in Trump's face/hair! Then Swamper and his entourage of 30, who were all wearing TA monogramed Rolexes, left the room and flew to Hawaii for a few hours because Del wanted fresh coconut. To his defense, Trump didn't even really look like a bum.

lol wtf happened?

You had more drinks after I left?

crazy girl!

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fix fire with fire. Do it. The flames are tantalizingly sensual, aren't they? The way they dance about erasing all the bad and replacing it with black. Only black. Black and the forgotten.

you can hire a steam cleaning firm, they do a good job but even then it isn't guaranteed that it will leave. It is a very pungent odor and you might be stuck with it. It will never just go away as it is not like liquid (piss ect) that dries and is cleaned. Smoke and burning really penetrates and sticks around.


cor answer : pee on your stuff to make it smell different.

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insurance?

it depends what has been burnt, because once it becomes toast, it can't become bread again as someone once said. The smell will remain on anything that got turned into ashes, u can mask it a bit with air fresheners & shit like that, but I don't think it'll cover it up much at all. It's such a distinct smell and strong, i'd say you'd be lucky to get rid of it.

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Originally posted by MeLLyMeL lol wtf happened? You had more drinks after I left? crazy girl!

no i was just tired. i generally cook on sunday for the week and i tried that last night but feel asleep midway...i suck at life

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Originally posted by Ygrene I once saw Swamper peel off 4 or 5 $100 bills from a fat roll and say this to Donald Trump: "Go clean yourself up; you look like a bum.". And then he threw the bills right in Trump's face/hair! Then Swamper and his entourage of 30, who were all wearing TA monogramed Rolexes, left the room and flew to Hawaii for a few hours because Del wanted fresh coconut. To his defense, Trump didn't even really look like a bum.

damn wai, hope all is ok.

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Originally posted by Ian insurance? it depends what has been burnt, because once it becomes toast, it can't become bread again as someone once said. The smell will remain on anything that got turned into ashes, u can mask it a bit with air fresheners & shit like that, but I don't think it'll cover it up much at all. It's such a distinct smell and strong, i'd say you'd be lucky to get rid of it.

nothing burned with the exception of two pots that are in the trash. everything just smells like smoke.

good call on the insurance i have that but totally forgot

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Originally posted by Ygrene I once saw Swamper peel off 4 or 5 $100 bills from a fat roll and say this to Donald Trump: "Go clean yourself up; you look like a bum.". And then he threw the bills right in Trump's face/hair! Then Swamper and his entourage of 30, who were all wearing TA monogramed Rolexes, left the room and flew to Hawaii for a few hours because Del wanted fresh coconut. To his defense, Trump didn't even really look like a bum.

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Originally posted by chimera66 nothing burned with the exception of two pots that are in the trash. everything just smells like smoke. good call on the insurance i have that but totally forgot

right. don't use insurance for that. I thought u meant maybe the carpet/flooring/more substantial damage. Open the window, get some air freshener (maybe a plug in one) and scrub the area down around it. good cleaning agents like cif also have a nice fragrance which will mask smells a bit. I was thinking more along the 'bigger' scale of things, which would obviously be worth the insurance help, but for what your premium would go up for claiming (well going by uk standards anyway) it wouldn't be worth it!