There arer 3 midgets standin around talking. "We're the 3 plainest midgets around. there is nothin special bout us at all"
So the 1stmidget was like hey I got an idea I'm gonna go 2 the guiness book of world records & see if I'm the shortest man in the world! He goes gets measured & comes back all happy & goes "I'm the shortest man!"
The second ndmidgets says "that gives me an idea I'm gonna see if I have the shortest legs." So he goes & gets his legs measured & comes back & goes "I have the shortest legs in the world!"
The third midget looks at himself & goes I'm gonna go see if I have the shortest dick in the world, so he goes & gets it measured & comes back & is all pissed off & the other midgets are like whats the matter? & the third midget is like who da fuck is [enter name of person your telling the joke to here]

Did you hear about the gay midget?

he came out of the cubbard.

The Seven Dwarves are visiting the Vatican for some midget holiday,and Doc walks up to the Pope and asks: "Hey, Pope, Do you have any 3 foot nuns working around here?" The Pope scratches his head, thinks about it for a minute, and says: "No, my son, I don't believe we do." All of a sudden, six of the dwarves bust out laughing, slapping their little thighs, falling all over each other, just cracking up. The Pope, confused, asks why.
They start chanting: "Dopey did a penguin! Dopey did a penguin!"

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Originally posted by ResonantDrag Did you hear about the gay midget? he came out of the cubbard.

ROFL

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Originally posted by ResonantDrag Did you hear about the gay midget? he came out of the cubbard.

lmao

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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

midgets!!! LOL!!!

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no midget is funnier than Wee Man from Jackass

man that guy is a classic, specially when he starts skateboarding lol

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Originally posted by ResonantDrag Did you hear about the gay midget? he came out of the cubbard.

lmfao