can jesus make his pen0r so big that he cannot lift it?

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Originally posted by Sunsnail I'm good at solving them. Here's an example. Q: You're in prison and you dropped your soap in the shower. You don't want to get penised but your pores need cleansing. What to do? A: Instead of bending over, leaving you open to penis, simply squat down.

i would just skip the soap all together if i dropped it in prison.

my dermatologist said that unless you do something during the day that makes you really dirty or sweaty, there's no need to lather your skin with soap every night/every time you take a shower.

my problem solving skills > your problem solving skills

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee i would just skip the soap all together if i dropped it in prison. my dermatologist said that unless you do smoething during the day that makes you really dirty or sweaty, there's no need to lather your skin with soap every night/every time you take a shower. my problem solving skills > your problem solving skills

Smegma.

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Originally posted by Boomer187 can jesus make his pen0r so big that he cannot lift it?

AFAIK, no.

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Originally posted by Sunsnail Smegma.

You could probably rinse that off with just running water, I imagine.

lol i didnt even know what it was.

anyway...problem solving part 2:


smegma will probably act as a repellant against any rapists in prison.


OH SNAP NIGGA WUT!

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

Instead of working out how to bathe safely, why not turn your problem-solving skills to breaking out?

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN Instead of working out how to bathe safely, why not turn your problem-solving skills to breaking out?

Breaking out? Is that forged alliance jargon?

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Originally posted by Sunsnail Breaking out?

of gaol.

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Oh, cause I'm not in gaol. I'm just trying to help those who will be

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Originally posted by Sunsnail Oh, cause I'm not in gaol. I'm just trying to help those who will be

well rather than save their anuses, why not help them liberate their entire body?

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They're evil people?