And I know this because I look forward to buying shit like furniture and housewares.

Fuck, next thing I'm gonna want kids. Stupid nature.



*punches self in the biological clock*

I've always enjoyed buying furniture and housewares... even when I first moved out.


Shit. I'm not old. I'm gay.

:: punches self in the gay ::

Ahahaha, I actually lol'ed.

Im 24 right now turning 25 in dec ......What makes me sad is that after 25 more years I'll be 50

And your dick is gonna be all shriveled up. Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

No, you're just going through you're "I'm domesticated phase" and thinking wow, this is what normal people must do when they're not balling on drugs and pissed drunk on weekends all the time where they wouldn't notice a 3 day old corpse in the corner of their lounge room and go 'I'll clean it up on Tuesday'

You're utterly gone when you no longer have pretty hair or in my case, dreads.
You've bought your first house
You actually work more than you party
The above is fairly bad, but its only stage 1


Then waking up one day and decide, gee I might spend $4000 on renovations on the downstairs bathroom (we never use) because some of the tiles where 'icky' ...and think your rental properties would increase their value with about $5000 worth of landscaping after watching Better Homes and Gardens on telly
And getting jealous as they really where better homes and gardens...

You're screwed

Its over, welcome to my personal hell Jenny

The fuck? Did you just call me "normal"? Fucking whore!

Yes you wanton slut, you're old and you better get impregnated while people can still look at you without wearing welding glasses.

Aw man. This makes me regret not having more promiscuous sex in my nubile years.

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Originally posted by jennypie And I know this because I look forward to buying shit like furniture and housewares. Fuck, next thing I'm gonna want kids. Stupid nature. *punches self in the biological clock*

Things starting to hang a little lower than they used to?

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If you can't be good, be careful.

"Hey look, I can make a heart-shape with my hands!!!" So Fucking what? Stop it. You're a douche.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in the eyes of your enemies.

As long as you keep using that avatar, you will never be to old!

And besides, there is nothing wrong with milf!

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Originally posted by Octanesyco Greetings. My name is Casey. You can call me Moose. -Moose

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Originally posted by Lilith No, you're just going through you're "I'm domesticated phase" and thinking wow, this is what normal people must do when they're not balling on drugs and pissed drunk on weekends all the time where they wouldn't notice a 3 day old corpse in the corner of their lounge room and go 'I'll clean it up on Tuesday'

I'm on a personal crusade to continue balling on drugs even though I'm fully domesticated at this point