Work is so fucking slow its crazy, Im just passing out at my desk, which never happens. Anyone else feel like jamming a pen in someones eye to make the day entertaining?

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

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Originally posted by Vlad Work is so fucking slow its crazy, Im just passing out at my desk, which never happens. Anyone else feel like jamming a pen in someones eye to make the day entertaining?

Solution 1: Go to liquor store and grab a bottle of your favorite alcohol and get drunk on work time.

Solution 2: Take out some old florescent light tubes, grab a coworker, and re-inact the Anakin Skywalker/ Obi Wan Kenobi light saber duel.

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Originally posted by KiNeTiC ENeRgY Solution 1: Go to liquor store and grab a bottle of your favorite alcohol and get drunk on work time. Solution 2: Take out some old florescent light tubes, grab a coworker, and re-inact the Anakin Skywalker/ Obi Wan Kenobi light saber dual.

Both very very good ideas... I might actually go to the store and buy a big bottle of Grolsch

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

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Originally posted by Vlad Both very very good ideas... I might actually go to the store and buy a big bottle of Grolsch

only one? pussy.

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Originally posted by lücid only one? jew.

fixed.

watch out for rape while you're passed out!

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*inserts YouTube video of guy "allegedly" going off at work and pwning some CRTs*

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Originally posted by denys envy fixed.

why you crampin my style bro... they dont need to know im a jew... now when ill tell people to meet up for dinner someplace, theyre gonna think that im leaving exact change.

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

Jews have to hold down regular jobs?

when I'm bored at work I just smoke a little crack. It does the body good.

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Originally posted by Zoso Jews have to hold down regular jobs?

What? Do you think were all those dark skin types that own oil fields?

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

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Originally posted by Vlad What? Do you think were all those dark skin types that own oil fields?