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r5a
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Registered: Dec 2003
Location: Toronto
Jesus christ. jerking off + being sick is a bad idea.

Learned the hard way. I decided since I was bored I would jerk off to teens in erotic positions in their underwear.

Let's not do that again, my dick looks like it just was gobbled up by a a green swamp monster. In the midst of my session before I climaxed I sneezed and drooled all over my penis making it covered in boogers and saliva. Awesome times.

And on top of that I feel lightheaded as a kangaroo and want to puke.

I am going to have a shower and wallow in self-pity and probably kill myself.



And for those who didn't appreciate my story, I present to you...

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StanVoid
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Registered: Apr 2005
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shoulda used skype.


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denys envy
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Registered: Mar 2004
Location: falLAcy, CA

i almost missed the period after jesus christ and was actually interested in the thread.

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RJT
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Thread of the year.


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Mr.Mystery
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Registered: Dec 2001
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Why do people want to inform the entire world about things like this?

Public humiliation gets you off?


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lücid
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Registered: Aug 2003
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Project-K
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Location: Laval, Quebec
Re: Jesus christ. jerking off + being sick is a bad idea.

quote:
Originally posted by r5a
And for those who didn't appreciate my story, I present to you...


I was about to mention that this thread is shit and ask for a refund, but I deem this substitute satisfactory.


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Ted Promo
NWO WOLFPACK INSANE



Registered: Jun 2005
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use wiper fluid to clean up the evidence

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jayxthekoolest
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Registered: Dec 2007
Location: usa

At least it wasn't blood...















...period blood.

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Ted Promo
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Registered: Jun 2005
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quote:
Originally posted by jayxthekoolest
At least it wasn't blood...















...period blood.



I find it redeeming how conveniently-placed this post was.

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jayxthekoolest
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quote:
Originally posted by Ted Promo
I find it redeeming how conveniently-placed this post was.


I really need as much help as I can possibly get.

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Ted Promo
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Registered: Jun 2005
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quote:
Originally posted by jayxthekoolest
I really need as much help as I can possibly get.


r5a's about as good a counselor as you'll ever find.

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