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Nah, not unless they take up two seats, in which case they already charge.
They should, however, place surcharges on B.O. rays strong enough to set off a Geiger counter. $10 per click.
And tack on a flat $500 for every time an infant cries, screams, or kicks the seat in front.
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My party schedule:
2009-02-21 - DJ Attention @ I'm So Popular
2009-06-18 - DJ Annoying @ People Need To Know Where I'll Be
2012-11-32 - DJ Insufferable ɸ Or At Least the Stalkers I Complain About
2048-06-66 - Spastic & Whocares ¶ Although I'm Actually Flattered
9999-45-81 - Tweaker Gimp ☼ I Probably Won't Even Go To This But I Have To Make Sure I Fill Up All The Available Space Here
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