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Trance Nutter
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Registered: Aug 2002
Location: Adelaide, Australia
oh America, you are such a source of funny

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The world's strangest burglary?





September 07, 2008 02:45pm

POLICE in America are baffled by a burglar who broke into a house, rubbed spices over the body of one man who was asleep, then whacked another man in the face with a big sausage before he ran out the house.

Lieutenant Ian Burrimond of Fresno County, California, described the crime as one of the strangest he had ever heard of.

He said a suspect was found hiding in a nearby field a few minutes later and taken into custody on suspicion of residential robbery.

Deputies, he said, had no problem linking the suspect to the crime.

"It seems the guy ran out of the house wearing only a T-shirt, boxer shorts and socks, leaving behind his wallet with his ID,'' Burrimond said.

Arrested was Antonio Vasquez, 22, of Fresno.

Burrimond said deputies were dispatched to the victims' home in the 300 block of South Thompson Avenue near Kings Canyon Road shortly after 8am on Saturday regarding a burglary in progress.

The victims, both farmworkers, told deputies they were awakened by a stranger applying spices to one of the them and striking the other with a sausage.

Both the spices and the sausage, Burrimond said, reportedly were obtained from the victims' kitchen.

After the man fled, the victims discovered the home had been ransacked and that some money was taken, Burrimond said.

Burrimond said the money was recovered, but that the piece of sausage used in the attack was discarded by the suspect and eaten by a dog.

"That's right, the dog ate the weapon,'' Burrimond said.

"I tell you, this was one weird case.''


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you can't even blame this one of Florida


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kadomony
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what kind of spices?


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Sushipunk
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Registered: Sep 2006
Location: Chateau Verdafloor

LMFAO

I can't stop laughing at the line:

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The victims, both farmworkers, told deputies they were awakened by a stranger applying spices to one of the them and striking the other with a sausage.


That just cracks me up. I think it's the word 'applying' that gets me. It makes it sound so professional or something. Applying spices.

And striking with a sausage

Lol. Good post.


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Domesticated
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Had to be drugs.

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Sushipunk
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Registered: Sep 2006
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Originally posted by Beat Blog
Had to be drugs.


I dunno man, seems like the guy might have been kinda hungry. Applying spices? He was totally going to eat them.

Drugs, in my experience, don't make you hungry (except weed, but the paranoia would negate busting into someone's house, coating one person with spices, and hitting the other with a sausage).


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nchs09
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funniest shit i have read in a long time.


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yeah funny as hell


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Good drugs.

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Zoso
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Whacked with a sausage whilst sleeping?! He's lucky he didn't wake up GAY.

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Ted Promo
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He didn't steal the spices?

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Silky Johnson
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quote:
Originally posted by Zoso
Whacked with a sausage whilst sleeping?! He's lucky he didn't wake up GAY.




Ahahahahaha!

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Frenchie
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Pft. Just your run of the mill sausage fest.

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