I had a cab-driver the other day who told me the reason Sikhs wear turbans is because they don't believe in cutting their hair and so have to wear it all bundled up underneath.

Is this why you want to convert? So you can claim religious exemption from cutting your hair?

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Are there any religions where it's mandatory for the (hot, not ugly) women to fellate and have sexual intercourse with the men? I'd join a religion for a benefit like that.

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Originally posted by Akridrot Are there any religions where it's mandatory for the (hot, not ugly) women to fellate and have sexual intercourse with the men? I'd join a religion for a benefit like that.

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The Jedi Vow

I am a Jedi in my heart,
a Jedi in my mind,
a Jedi in my soul,
a Jedi in my spirit,
and a Jedi in all that I do and say.
I choose the path of the Jedi as a way and means to do that which is right, to illumination, to inner peace, and to calmness of mind.
I choose the path of the Jedi to express my profound allegiance and devotion to the Living Force.
I vow to uphold the Jedi teachings, and hereby devote my life to the cause of the Jedi, that I in turn may earn the right to be called a true Jedi.
I vow to honor the five parts of the Jedi Creed.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jedi_code

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ill do it for money

wrong is converting to catholicism because it seems that young catholic boys give up their anuses without a fight.

who the fuck cares...spaghetti monster > *

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I converted to being a Jew so i can wear my pigtails & spanky hat with pride.

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Originally posted by elFreak who the fuck cares...spaghetti monster > *

Yes! A beer vulcano and a striper factory, how can any other religion possible offer anything better than this. Pastafarianism > all

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Originally posted by Akridrot Are there any religions where it's mandatory for the (hot, not ugly) women to fellate and have sexual intercourse with the men? I'd join a religion for a benefit like that.

Well, Judaism holds that it is one of the husband's sole duties to sexually satisfy his wife. That's almost the same thing.

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Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

I know a way you could get 42 virgins to satisfy you for all eternity

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