I'm taking a nap today, and all of a sudden..BAM! I wake up with a burning sensation near my cojones. It just so happened that I still had jabanero juices on my fingers from the Puerto Rican Pique I was making yesterday (for daydreamer's mom). Apparently I scratched the scrotum in my sleep.


I learned my lesson.

The End.

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Originally posted by Carlos Pereira Puerto Rican Pique I was making yesterday (for daydreamer's mom)

I heard that stuff gives you a painful case of the explosive diarrhea

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Originally posted by Matthias I heard that stuff gives you a painful case of the explosive diarrhea

Why do you think it's going to Santos' mom?

Anything that can sear the nuts from outside contact isn't meant to be consumed by human beings.

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Originally posted by Zeonfiend Anything that can sear the nuts from outside contact isn't meant to be consumed by human beings.

LOL. Sear sounds more like it.

One drop of habanero on my rice and im good.

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Lies, you know you weren't napping, you were choking the cabrito.

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