god is a dj. jesus is an mc. mary is a ...

Hah, that's a great way of putting it!

It's a shame he forgot to mention that Jesus ascended to Heaven, though.

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Lmfao @ cheat codes for the universe.

"God finds Mary sleeping and just sticks the tip in and drops his load. Nine months later, Jesus is born."

Probably the best part.

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Originally posted by Gauss "God finds Mary sleeping and just sticks the tip in and drops his load. Nine months later, Jesus is born." Probably the best part.

Sounds like a case of unplanned pregnancy from a secret bf to me. Only in the old world people are less cynical to probe the truth.

Imagine if a teenage girl used that excuse today? "Mom & Dad? I know this sounds crazy but I'm pregnant. I think God did it."

"Some other less important shit happens, mostly composed of a bunch of fagg0ts writing emo poetry about god for him to fap to."

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I love this part:

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Satan pretends to be a snake and trolls Eve, telling her "Apple or GTFO" (cuz she was already showing tits).

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Haha, that's fucking brilliant.

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Originally posted by jennypie Lmfao @ cheat codes for the universe.

That's my favourite bit.

He should've said Jesus entered "IDDQD" instead of vid_restart, though.

Doom >> *

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Originally posted by Lira That's my favourite bit. He should've said Jesus entered "IDDQD" instead of vid_restart, though. Doom >> *

Or even better, DNCORNHOLIO.

Duke Nukem > Doom > *