Buy a new lock before I go to Georgia.

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Originally posted by AustralianGQ im a failure with females...i will be the real 40 year old virgin i guarentee you

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Originally posted by Sunsnail I like to sleep naked, my door is easily unlocked from outside, and my mother likes coming in my room when I'm asleep.

Say to your mother "Mum, I like sleeping naked, and it freaks me out when you come into my room when I'm sleeping. Could you please not do that? Thanks."

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Easy solution, do nothing at all, eventually she'll realise that if she keeps going into your room without knocking she's probably gonna see you naked.

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Originally posted by Sushipunk Say to your mother "Mum, I like sleeping naked, and it freaks me out when you come into my room when I'm sleeping. Could you please not do that? Thanks."

I have. Her excuse: Oh, I'm not gonna look or anything

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Originally posted by Sunsnail I have. Her excuse: Oh, I'm not gonna look or anything

Ok, bummer.

You're gonna have to get hardcore then.

Set up a video surveillance system in your house, so you know exactly when she's gonna bust into your room.

WANK IT.

HARD, AND FAST.

She walks in, and your purple helmeted love warrior is cheekily looking her in the face.

You look over, make eye contact, and just

She'll never walk into your room again, without knocking.

Ever.

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Perhaps she wants to see you naked?

What other reason could she have for coming into your room when you're asleep?

p.s move the fuck out.

Well, it worked for my sister. Im just gonna buy a locking knob with key tomorrow

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Originally posted by Sushipunk Ok, bummer. You're gonna have to get hardcore then. Set up a video surveillance system in your house, so you know exactly when she's gonna bust into your room. WANK IT. HARD, AND FAST. She walks in, and your purple helmeted love warrior is cheekily looking her in the face. You look over, make eye contact, and just She'll never walk into your room again, without knocking. Ever.

i second that, those wireless survillance things are just 30bucks on ebay , i use them every time i smoke weed in the garage

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Originally posted by Sunsnail Well, it worked for my sister.

Lol. So your sister has a... ummm

Hey, hi there!

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Originally posted by Sunsnail I like to sleep naked, my door is easily unlocked from outside, and my mother likes cumming in my room when I'm asleep.

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Fucking hell, she's your mother. Do you really think she's never seen you naked before?

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