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ett skratt om dan håller doktorn från stan...
eller nått liknande... 
så ta och posta lite roligheter här..
jag börjar med 2 skämt som jag hittade för en stund sen.. kanske inte så jätte passande med läget, men ändå.. ändå roliga 
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A large group of Iraqi soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune. "One United States Marine is better than ten Iraqis!"
The Iraqi commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune, whereupon a gun battle breaks and
continues for a few minutes, then silence.
The voice then calls out "One United States Marine is better than one hundred Iraqis!"
Furious, the Iraqi commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge firefight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence.
The voice calls out again "One United States Marine is better than one thousand Iraqis!"
The enraged Iraqi Commander musters one thousand fighters and sends them across the dune. Cannons, rockets and machine guns ring out as a huge battle is fought. Then silence.
Eventually one wounded Iraqi fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send anymore men, it's a trap. There's two of them!"
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The Iraqi Ambassador to the UN has just finished giving a speech, and walks out into the lobby where he meets President George W. Bush.
They shake hands and, after a brief chat about world affairs, the Iraqi says, "I have a question that I think perhaps you can answer."
President Bush says, "Well, I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I'll do my best."
The Iraqi ambassador continues, "My son watches this show 'Star Trek' and in it there are Russians, Blacks, and Asians, but never any Arabs. He is very upset. He doesn't understand why there are never any Arabs in Star Trek."
President Bush laughs, leans toward the Iraqi, and whispers, "It's taking place in the future
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Daniel
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hehehe Now, that's funny...
