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energy shake powder that comes with a mirror and fake credit card, i cant stop laughing, i see this spread in the gyms, the guy cutting his portions for the week,putting them in capsules, people freaking out "NO DONT DO IT MAN, IT WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE" - "What? im just trying to get beef man". Next they'll sell pot pourri smashed into little plastic bags, 3$ the gram on the streets, cant get enough of that pot pourri man, thats the sh*t. But hey they had started selling energy drinks in "beer cans", at first i was sure the guy was chugging that 750ml beer easy at 10am after eating that granola bar, then discovered it was an energy drink, at least the can as a purpose. Thats just...lets see how many will use the mirror and credit card in public to look cool, i mean its the purpose i guess, using a mirror and cutting the powder alone in ur kitchen with the fake credit card, i'd stick to axis and allies with the imaginary girlfriend
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