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Do you ever respond to newspaper ads requesting test subjects?
Someone is offering me $50,000 cash to sit in a pod for .00000000000000000009 seconds. There will be minimal exposure to radio waves, microwaves, terahertz radiation, infrared radiation, visible light, ultraviolet radiation, X-rays and gamma rays. Other risks include sub-atomic level dismemberment over time relative periods of 12 hours, fire, motion sickness, whiplash, post traumatic stress syndrome, Failure to Return Alive, fatality, diabetes, cardiac arrest, nausea, breast tenderness, weight gain, headaches, lowered sexual desire, and returning to Earth well into the future where humans no longer exist.
This what I'll be seated in
He will be providing me with a helmet, fireproof suit, a handgun and water bottle.
Which is then dropped into this bigger machine.
I have 3 days to respond. I've already passed all the physical requirements and am competing against 4 other candidates from Tijuana.
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