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Stop Playing Halo!!!
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Scientists Find Gene That Makes You Good at Halo Also Makes You a Premature Ejaculator! Oh cruel fate by means of genetics! Why do quick-hand-eye reflexes make my friends quick-to-come?
After a study of 200 Dutch men, scientists found that those with a premature ejaculation problem all had a version of a gene that controls the release of serotonin. And, unfortunately for all of you awesome Call of Duty players out there, those affected seem to "have very quick reflexes. They may be excellent at playing tennis or computer games, for example." Oh, cruel fate!
Well, at least now you have an excuse, both for your lousy performance in the sack and your awesome performance on Xbox Live. The only problem is that now you can expect a whole new barrage of insults coming over your headset every time you take down an opponent.
So what's this mean for you in the long run, my prematurely ejaculating, headshotting friend? Maybe a drug that'll let you last longer without buying those condoms with numbing juice in the tip. However, if you had the option of taking a pill that would make you a stallion in the sack but make you suck at video games, would you do it? Talk about your tough decisions.
"I always knew that men who were too quick to shoot were, well, too quick to shoot." lol
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When a wise man gives thee better counsel, give me mine again: I would have none but knaves follow it, since a fool gives it.
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