God, this would be so fucking awesome.

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"If she's old enough to crawl, she's already in position." -- Pedobear

Is there a 'Sexual Assault Bear' meme?

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Originally posted by Ygrene Is there a 'Sexual Assault Bear' meme?

That doesn't exist here. We have rules and security. Nice try.

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"If she's old enough to crawl, she's already in position." -- Pedobear

Do you require these people to pass an STD test first? Because the class aspect of it would quickly turn to "whorehouse" if you have nothing but disease riddled people in there.

Really? No sex allowed though. You can go wherever the fuck you want to do whatever you want, but not in my place.

Is that fine?

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"If she's old enough to crawl, she's already in position." -- Pedobear

only problem is when those 'TOTAL hotties' see the first overweight sex offender & realize that it's not going to be like a Bacardi commercial.

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Originally posted by inconspicuous only problem is when those 'TOTAL hotties' see the first overweight sex offender & realize that it's not going to be like a Bacardi commercial.

But that's why we have BOUNCERS! Jesus. Fuck.

Do you honestly think this is something that anyone could just waltz right into? No.

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"If she's old enough to crawl, she's already in position." -- Pedobear

Well, no.

Because if you're going there for a classy touch and snuggle session, and you're basing your decision to go to such place on the notion that this IS a safe & classy place to touch and feel and see what sparks and chemistry you have with certain people, then you hold the expectation that not just anyone gets let IN to such a fun filled place.

If you're only going to touch and feel and see your options, and then you go home with a certain someone from that place, and you're so horny from the touching already that you can barely contain yourself that when you get home all you think about is ripping their clothes off.

Problem with this situation is, if you're trying to make this a legitimate place, you have to hold it to certain standards. If a couple goes home and fucks til the sun comes up, only to find out the other has herpes, and now you, too, have the gift that keeps on giving, it'll be bad for business. Because those people will tell other people how your club lets in diseased riddled whores, and not classy, clean people who just want to get it on, who will tell other people, and then suddenly your doors never open again because there's no clientele.



It's something to think about.

so you want to open a strip club?

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Originally posted by lucid pro tip: if you value your life, NEVER do anything that will place you "outside" of the jonze circle of trust.

Would you have like a 99 cent wings special on Monday night or something? I might go to that.

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Originally posted by jonze so you want to open a strip club?

But with clothing!

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