and i quote

quote:

DONT TEXT DIS NUMBER BAQ CAUSE IM GIVIN DA PHONE BAQ U TOOK 2 LONG

never seen the number in my life, and its a local cell (from western MA at least)


i want to text the person baq but i feel thats a bad idea

ANON/CHANDLER's PHONE NUMBER!
413-2o4-56*28
weird punctuation so if he googles his number he won't find this page
ALSO:
Special Note: If you choose to text this number, which I highly approve of doing, you MUST post every text you send and recieve from Chandler in this here thread.

RUNNING CONVERSATION UPDATE:

2:08 anon: DONT TEXT DIS NUMBER BAQ CAUSE IM GIVIN DA PHONE BAQ U TOOK 2 LONG

2:18 me: ?

2:20 anon: WUT DA HELL IS ?

2:21 me: Why did you text me / who are you?

2:52 me: Seriously, what were you talking about?

3:21 anon: I'm pregnant

3:25 me: With what?

3:26 anon: A baby

3:26 me: Whose?

3:26 anon: Dominique

3:30 me: Oh that slut

3:31 anon: Shut up

3:33 me: wait, so you're pregnant with dominique's baby?

3:33 anon: Yeah

3:35 me: So what, one of you is a tranny?

3:37 anon: What do you mean

3:38 me: Well, you're pregnant and dominiques a girls name, semen doesn't just appear out of nowhere

3:41 anon: The boy dominique not the gurl. Lol

3:43 me: Whats the problem then?

3:57 anon: What you mean i'm pregnant by him.

...

7:52 anon: Hey

8:01 me: ?

9:21 anon: If Obama is not elected president today, smack the first white person you see. Pass this on... Lmfao

10:09 me: can I slap myself? im white
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WEDNESDAY
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10:04 am anon: Who's this. But yeah you could slap yourself.

10:05 me: Yo you first, you texted me first

10:09 anon: This is chandler who the fuck is this

10:10 me: Chandler? yeah why did you text me, i dont know you

10:13 anon: What's your name. You don't know me lil cheeta gurls chandler

10:14 jedediah. also, wut?

10:15 anon: You know tanz

10:16 me: Nope

10:16 anon: You don't know tanzania

10:18 me: You mean the country?

10:20 anon: Know the black girl tanzania

10:54 me: Nah

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Last edited by mezzir on Nov-05-2008 at 21:01

TEXT BAQ

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Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

Text them back. Fuck them.

updates later, i'ma text back

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You should send them your avatar image. I think that'll send a pretty strong message.

Maybe Baq is his thai drug dealer and he's telling him not to text.

With some proper grammar that will make sense...

quote:

DONT TEXT DIS NUMBER, BAQ! CAUSE IM GIVIN DA PHONE! BAQ, U TOOK 2 LONG!

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i think you should text the nagger baq


I got this one from a random local number last week:
(just from the syntax, I think the person is Asian)

"How your cough? Can you go to mandarin buffet tonight? reply?"

I wrote back "who is this" and the response I got was:

"I make doctor appointment tmw 3pm"

then directly after, I got:

"John for letta"

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Originally posted by Slylee oh well, different strokes different vaginas

Some dance to remember ~ Some dance to forget

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Originally posted by Ania_xox i think you should text the nagger baq

How do you know he's black

DON TEXT BAQ! GIVE VIRUZ!

TEXT FROM THE DJ TIESTO

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Originally posted by bas Maybe Baq is his thai drug dealer and he's telling him not to text. With some proper grammar that will make sense...

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Originally posted by enydo How do you know he's black

How do you know it's a "he"?