Virgin
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin. Somebody asked her how that could be possible.
"Well," she said. "The first time I married an old guy and he died before we could consummate the marriage."
"The second time I married a naval officer and war broke out on our wedding day."
"The third time I married a Microsoft Windows programmer and he just sat on the edge of the bed and kept telling me how good it was going to be."
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May-19-2002 02:20
Drifter
mmm boost
Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Perth, Australia
first time i heard that
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Down under is great, oh so is Australia
Virgin
