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Project-K
JD ëtictsile

Registered: Feb 2007
Location: Laval, Quebec

No dying allowed.

An hillarious and seemingly random article

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/programm...ent/7501691.stm

random quotes from the article;

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The town's small graveyard stopped accepting newcomers 70 years ago, after it was discovered that the bodies were failing to decompose.

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(on polar bears...)
Trips outside the kindergarten's walls carry a more immediate danger for the children and, for this reason, the teacher carries a gun.

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Nov-29-2008 03:15 Canada

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Lira
Ancient BassAddict

Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Brasilia, Brazil

Not as rare as you'd think

It was illegal to die in a small Brazilian town a while ago and, if you violated the law, you could even be sent to jail. Hah!

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Nov-29-2008 03:28 Brazil

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Adam420
Trance Free Since 2003

Registered: Jul 2008
Location: Montreal, QC

quote:
But if you see it snap its teeth with a smacking sound, it is readying for a kill. At which point, I suppose, you could try reminding the bear that it is forbidden to die in Longyearbyen and hope it shows respect for local law.

lol

Nov-29-2008 03:35 Canada

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yujie__
Supreme tranceaddict

Registered: Mar 2001
Location: Somewhere over the Rainbow

What will the undead do?

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Nov-29-2008 04:13 United States

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Sunsnail
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Registered: Sep 2004
Location:

The town has no hooligans. They all tried to act tough and break laws.

Nov-29-2008 04:19

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Halcyon+On+On
Liebchen

Registered: Sep 2004
Location: midcoast

quote:
Longyearbyen is in the land of the polar bear, an animal which causes real dread among its residents

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The children's heavy clothes can leave them with mobility problems

Hilarity ensues.