...when fucked up.

I had my wisdom teeth removed yesterday, and the doc says to my BF:

"Theresa should not be driving at all today".

I interrupt in a whiny voice, "WHYYYYYYYY NOOOOOT??!"

LOL!

They both cracked up laughing and the doctor says "Because you will kill people, and besides, you will be lucky if you can even walk".

I find it funny when british people say the word " innit " after everything.......which actually means " Is it not? " in a slang sorta way.

I overheard a converstation at a friends' house and belted out, "Did I just hear out of the corner of my ear that...".

This clearly led to jokes about smelling out of the corner of your nose and the like.

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Originally posted by UmmiE I find it funny when british people say the word " innit " after everything.......which actually means " Is it not? " in a slang sorta way.

that's limited to people from london & white people who think they're black, innit.


You guys have one. Oh Canada, Eh.

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Originally posted by Ian You guys have one. Oh Canada, Eh.

I know eh.

Friend: Lira, why the hell are you wearing this mask?
Me: Hi, I'm Lira. Although I'm in disguise, I want you to know that. I'm Lira, but I'm in disguise.

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"Thank god nobody saw that"

Uttered by me after I walked into a chimney in front of maybe 15-20 people. Hilarious.

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Originally posted by bas "Thank god nobody saw that" Uttered by me after I walked into a chimney in front of maybe 15-20 people. Hilarious.

LMAO. How the hell did you walk into a chimney? Were you on rooftops?

speaking of a car accident..."the two of them just connected like two lesbians finding out that they both had a father-rape story in common."

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Originally posted by Theresa LMAO. How the hell did you walk into a chimney? Were you on rooftops?

Yeah. Everyone was on the roof of my friend's house drinking/watching the sunrise and I thought some people were going to go inside, so I got up to start walking and walked RIGHT into the chimney.

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Originally posted by bas Yeah. Everyone was on the roof of my friend's house drinking/watching the sunrise and I thought some people were going to go inside, so I got up to start walking and walked RIGHT into the chimney.

LOL nice!

I remember once being so fucked up that I was wandering around a house party with my cell phone, anxiously looking at it, and someone asked "are you waiting for someone to call?" and I replied "Yes... I am waiting for my cat to call me."

Yea, I have no idea what was going on in my head. I didn't even have a cat.

Hahaha!

Theresa your threads are terrible and your little stories are even worse.