Whilst at my local authority leisure centre ,I used the gym. Was on the treadmill and on the large tv screen was a Britney Spears video( her last one with the fish-net stockings and ass- shaking). I became engrossed in the video , lost my footing and fell on my face. Do I sue Britney or my local authority ? Thanks.

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Got my self one of those Anti-Bullying wristbands.....stole it from a fat kid.x

its your own damn fault imo. hopefully not too many saw

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Originally posted by Ygrene I once saw Swamper peel off 4 or 5 $100 bills from a fat roll and say this to Donald Trump: "Go clean yourself up; you look like a bum.". And then he threw the bills right in Trump's face/hair! Then Swamper and his entourage of 30, who were all wearing TA monogramed Rolexes, left the room and flew to Hawaii for a few hours because Del wanted fresh coconut. To his defense, Trump didn't even really look like a bum.

Sue your optometrist. Getting engrossed in a Britney Spears video means you're obviously blind as fuck.

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sue your mother who gave birth to you & starting these chain of events.

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Sue your penis for throwing your balance out.

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**Man I'm Pretty**

I knew advertising would come in handy - have this billboard on 95:

"WhoCanISue.com"

check it out, profit!

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Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate

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Originally posted by jonSun sue your mother who gave birth to you & starting these chain of events.

Funnily enough , I would made that same reply. Love, peace and deep- fried mars bars.x

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Got my self one of those Anti-Bullying wristbands.....stole it from a fat kid.x