A guy in our office was telling everyone this story about his friend Dave (don't actually know the name, but it helps for the purpose of the story).

Apparently, some years after Dave got married, his wife revealed to him that she was very open to the concept of a two female threesome (i.e the only kind), so open, in fact, that she would allow Dave to pick out a girl, would then approach the girl independent of him and take care of the whole thing. He could do this as many times as he liked per week with whichever woman he pleased. It seems the concept of the threesome was a fetish for the wife, in a manner of speaking.

The only catch is that at the end of the threesome, the wife's other fetish (previously unrevealed to Dave) comes into play, whereby Dave must lay down on the bed while she takes a shit on his chest.

Shit on the chest, worth a threesome or not? Discuss.

By the way, I didn't make this story up. Some poor guy actually had to deal with this after he married this woman.

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tell him not to knock a cleveland steamer until he tries it

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sexy time all around! SCOOOOOORE

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he needs to pick up some nose plugs and replacement sheets.

then all is good.

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fuck YOLO, kiss my TRAP, and "holy fuck I raged so hard last night!" or something....

Maybe if we were talking jessica alba or grace park. But otherwise, fvck no. I have no desire to watch stool shoot out of my wife's ass.

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No. Fuck that right off.

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it would be like watching 2 bitches 1 cup all over again

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solution to conundrum:

leave present woman. find another willing of threesome without the shit-taking upon the chest.

solution number 2

dump your wife &

find 2 whores

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just tell her you'll go along with it and then after the threesome make yourself scarce or tell her to shit on the other girl

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Originally posted by nefardec just tell her you'll go along with it and then after the threesome make yourself scarce or tell her to shit on the other girl

To clarify, I am not "Dave".










































































Or am I?

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