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scoops' "friend" does his first reverse-kanga
| quote: | Originally posted by snoops
my friend was at his girlfriend's house last nite for dinner, and shortly after he had to go #2. His GF's brother was in the downstairs bathroom, so he went upstairs to use the master bathroom. He was about to take a dump, when he remembered something my friend told me called AC Slatering. AC Slatering is when you take a dump facing backwards on the toilet, just how on Saved by the Bell AC Slater always sat backwards on a chair.
So when he was taking a dump, his stomach was facing the back of the toilet, and MY back was facing the door. he heard footsteps coming up the stairs and began to get nervous. Since AC Slatering is a tough position to get into, it requires taking off your pants. So there he was, sitting in his GF's parents bathroom taking a dump with MY pants off and facing the wrong way on the toilet. the dump was about halfway out when the footsteps became closer. He then turned around to see that he had not locked the door. Trying to finish as quickly as he could, he began pushing harder and harder.
Suddenly, the door opened, and his GF's mom stood there in shock staring at him. He made eye contact for a split second, and was so embarassed that he wanted to die. He quickly finished up, got dressed, and ran out of the house as quickly as he could. I think he is expecting his GF to break up with ME tomorrow. Poor guy us so embarassed and he hopes his GF doesn't blabber about this. |
for anyone that missed it. good catch by jenny and others to notice this story said more about scoops' friend than he intended.
i think it was someone called scoops anyway. memory like a sieve.
Edited for accuracy.
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Last edited by pkcRAISTLIN on Jan-20-2009 at 07:12
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