quote: Raccoon rapist's penis bitten off January 27, 2009 03:10pm AN enraged raccoon has bitten off a man's penis as the pervert tried to rape the animal. Russian Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with friends when he leapt on the terrified animal. “When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,” he told stunned surgeons in Moscow. Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood. http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/...5006301,00.html wow, just wow
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One of the few times rape ends in lulz.
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haha. so what did you get up to this weekend? well, hung out, drank a little, banged a couple of raccoons, ya know, the usual.
In russia..... I got nothing
why would you ever bring your member out near any animal with fangs and claws?
quote:Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN why would you ever bring your member out near any animal with fangs and claws? Because catty bitches can be hot?
quote:Originally posted by chach In russia..... I got nothing In soviet russia, racoon rapes you!
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quote:Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN why would you ever bring your member out near any animal with fangs and claws? obviously, you never banged a goth chick
quote:Originally posted by aNYthing obviously, you never banged a goth chick hott
except that real goth chicks are normally fat and ugly emo whores with no self esteem and terrible dress sense.
mmmm suicide girls is win as well
Chach, those girls look like they're eight.
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