Hire a bunch of strippers.

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Originally posted by ziptnf I probably wake up QWOPing.

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If you don't know, how did you get this position?

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Originally posted by Frenchie If you don't know, how did you get this position?

Doesn't always work out that way silly girl. Friend of mine is best man and he knows shit about what to do, and this is a formal wedding. He's asking me, and I know shit about what to do either, lol. I hate weddings, and I hate people that insist on blowing their life savings and then some for one stupid day that will end with the big D. Elope FTW, or better yet, keep the law away from love. Marry for money.

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Originally posted by Banora Hire a bunch of strippers.

Definitely.

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Originally posted by tubularbills hookers and blow, duh!

Hmmm, I will think on this one.

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Originally posted by Frenchie If you don't know, how did you get this position?

LOL good question. Fucked if I know.

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Originally posted by KiNeTiC ENeRgY Doesn't always work out that way silly girl. Friend of mine is best man and he knows shit about what to do, and this is a formal wedding. He's asking me, and I know shit about what to do either, lol. I hate weddings, and I hate people that insist on blowing their life savings and then some for one stupid day that will end with the big D. Elope FTW, or better yet, keep the law away from love. Marry for money.

+1

My best friend of many, many years got engaged this weekend and she asked me to be her MOH. I have never been the MOH before... so I dunno wtf I am doing. Luckily I have some time (next summer), but I would like to be prepared. I am a poor student with very little time, so this will take a lot of advanced planning.

When in doubt, ask wikipedia. At least you've got a starting point, as opposed to being in utter ignorance

Or, better yet, ask your friend what the hell you're supposed to do. Worked for me last time I was appointed to some fancy role in a wedding (it happened hours before the wedding, though, and it was great).

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Originally posted by tubularbills hookers and blow, duh!

quoted for emphasis.

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Originally posted by KiNeTiC ENeRgY Doesn't always work out that way silly girl. Friend of mine is best man and he knows shit about what to do, and this is a formal wedding. He's asking me, and I know shit about what to do either, lol. I hate weddings, and I hate people that insist on blowing their life savings and then some for one stupid day that will end with the big D. Elope FTW, or better yet, keep the law away from love. Marry for money.

I eloped. The money and headaches I saved are fucking priceless. And, nobody's mad at me for it. On my 5 year anniversary, which is in 3 years, I'll have some kind of "renewing of the vows" ceremony or some shit probably..... but, yeah, elope FTW

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Originally posted by tubularbills hookers and blow, duh!

quoted for the sake of quoting.

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN I have 3 hobbies: gaming, DJing & correcting maladjusted fools on the internet.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN Yeah, I’d like to know what horrible, scarring incident in your childhood turned you into such an ignorant, intellectual-hating philistine?

wear a dildo on your forehead and have the bridesmaids take turns sitting on you