There has been some discussion about people's rituals on the toilet.

Removing one leg of the pants for prison inmates - in case shit goes down and they need to make a run for it.

Stretching to encourage things to move. Get the flow going.

Shirts off, pants down. No clothes at all. Listing to the Ipod, humming along, blackBerry solitair, brickbreaker (if you'll understand my meaning), dump 'n come. Well, the list goes on.

For me it's the crying and the drooling. The endless hours of deep thought and reflection. A zen-like state of fecal transcendence (transmittance? [transsubstantiation?-Ed.]).

What makes you move?

i dont need anything to help my movement.
i only need something to kill the time while im sitting on the can.
i used to play brickbreaker but now i play poker that is on my bold.
or i read Popular Photography magazine...

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You actually have time to read and play games? What are you eating? Lol.


I'm on and off the shitter in under 30 seconds when I take a dump. And man do I love taking shits. So stimulating. Anyone who says otherwise isn't in tune with their anus and I feel sorry for them.

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Originally posted by jennypie You actually have time to read and play games? What are you eating? Lol.

chinese food. lol.
i would hate to imagine the monstrous dumps that EvilTree takes with his korean food.

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My dumps are usually pretty fast paced like jennypies so I don't have time to read or anything like that. The one thing I love about dropping a terd is the mystery of what type it will be:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_Stool_Scale

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Originally posted by chinamon i dont need anything to help my movement. i only need something to kill the time while im sitting on the can. i used to play brickbreaker but now i play poker that is on my bold. or i read Popular Photography magazine...

LOL!!!! I used to play Brickbreaker too!!!!

Now, I usually play Sudoku since a puzzle last abouts the right time...

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Originally posted by cammaxwell LOL!!!! I used to play Brickbreaker too!!!! Now, I usually play Sudoku since a puzzle last abouts the right time...

Amen brother.

i usually read a chapter or two of my book.

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Originally posted by chinamon not true. i say "ugh" but i am a tranny.

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Originally posted by kotsy lol colour me retarded

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Originally posted by DeleteFromUsers

You sir are a Thursday phenomenon.

^5

I recommend the lean-back-&-achieve-zen manoeuver.

I exercise the "Drop and Flush" technique. Less air time for that bomb and it stinks less.

I also regularly talk on the phone if it's a lengthy process. Usually they're quick.

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Originally posted by Owen M I exercise the "Drop and Flush" technique. Less air time for that bomb and it stinks less.

Drop and flush reminded me of something LOL

(copy and pasted)
imagine the scene in your typical Dutch water closet (European for bathroom). You make a quick bombing run and instead of going immediately sub-aquaeous, your log is deposited on "the shelf" where it remains horrifyingly sub-aerial.

This cross-section of the shelf toilet should give you the idea (from the leenks site):







*edit* you have never truly smelled your shit until you've used one of these toilets.

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