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Cops on your ass...
and it may very well be called that.
Look, if I'm speeding over the speed limit, please be my guest and bake me a cake with the words "you're getting a ticket" on it; I won't argue getting a ticket for something I should know not to do ....but for other IRRELAVANT reasons, don't.
I'm driving down I-10 today on my way to school. I'm driving on the far left lane (the fast lane). I notice up ahead there is a cop that had already pulled someone over. Prior to the approach, I notice a cop is driving behind me, so I tone the speed down a few notches and even cruise at 57mph on the 60mph Limit. Well, the lights on the constable behind me still managed to turn on. I see some fat ass blonde lady pointing at me to pull over, so I did as told.
She gets out and says "the reason I pulled you over was because you failed to avoid passing an emergency vehicle". I'm like "oh really? and what exacrtly do you mean?". She went on by saying that in late January of 2007, they passed a law that says that due to the growing number the deaths of officers getting hit by oncoming traffic and people intentionally trying to kill police by running them over, the Texas Legislature's latest and greatest law says that no vehicle shall pass up any emergency vehicle while it is stationed with another vehicle. In other words, if you see a fucking cop giving someone else a ticket, don't pass the f*cker up. Hop your ass on the next lane over because your ass....will get....a ticket.
Not only did I NOT KNOW about this shit. As soon as the bitch walks out of her car to mine, a silverado passes us up as well while ANOTHER cop pulls him over. Smells like a scam campaign to me. Let alone the fact that she sent my ass to the NOT-NEARBY court.....she signs off on a court that is about 35 miles from my place, when there's one maybe 10 minutes walking distance. What a bitch.
Unfortunately I'm not a ticket virgin anymore. The only thing here is, I don't know what to do. Some people tell me to go take the defensive driving course, others have said that I am no teligible in this case. Either way, I'm looking at $160 for the ticket PLUS a bad ass $110 DSC (wtf is DSC) charge.
DONT PASS A FUCKING COP. Even if you're going the speed limit, YOU WILL GET RAPED. It DOES NOT matter what you drive, or what you're doing when you drive. You COULD BE smoking crack in the car and STILL GET BUSTED FOR PASSING A COP!!!
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