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bas
Stronger Lover

Registered: Jul 2004
Location: Here I Am Baby

**** My Life

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Today, I went to dinner with my friend and his family. I went to the men's room at the same time as his father, and as we peed next to each other in adjacent urinals the father looked over at me and said "Don't worry, I've seen smaller." FML

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Today, I told my mom I was going through a growth spurt. She said "Yeah, horizontally." FML

http://www.fmylife.com/

Sucks to be people.

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Feb-14-2009 07:14 Egypt

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Renzo
where am i

Registered: Jan 2004
Location:

I'm pretty sure those are all fake. What, everyone is a comedian now?

I still loller, though.

Feb-14-2009 07:17

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Reza
Supreme tranceaddict

Registered: Jan 2005
Location: Richmond Hill

i just played dota and went 1-9 fml

and earlier my gf told me shes going to be on her period on valentine .. double fml

Feb-14-2009 07:19 Canada

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enydo
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Registered: Jan 2008
Location: NYC

bas your sig makes me hungry every time I see it.

Feb-14-2009 07:42

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gehzumteufel
In your ass

Registered: Nov 2005
Location: so cal

Bas, I wish you'd get more popular and be able to play more gigs. <3

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Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

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Originally posted by bas
Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

Feb-14-2009 08:46 Russia

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TranceOwnsLol
Hi mom!!!

Registered: Nov 2007
Location: Singapore

How old is this website? Yesterday, it seemed like all my friends were talking about it.

Feb-14-2009 09:21 Philippines

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barbina
ohme, ohmy

Registered: May 2007
Location: North Carolina

FML Bas stole my website

this is one of the best sites I've come across in months. Sooo funny

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Feb-14-2009 09:30 United States

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Domesticated
Supreme tranceaddict

Registered: Feb 2007
Location:

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Today, I realized that I know more about the Transformers history than I do about talking to women. FML

edit: they all seem to written by the same person, but funny nonetheless.

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Feb-14-2009 14:33

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chach
muppets

Registered: Mar 2005
Location: babie

I read a website called fmylife.com..... f my life

Feb-14-2009 15:19 Colombia

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Direct
I invented the pushup

Registered: Aug 2006
Location: Fresno, CA

FML?

The fucks that fucking computer nerd gay shit suppose to mean?

Feb-14-2009 15:59

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CONNERMAN2000
Slick & Suave

Registered: May 2004
Location: Drifting Towards the Music

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Feb-14-2009 16:02 United States

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Lira
Ancient BassAddict

Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Brasilia, Brazil

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Today, I was talking to my parents about feeling insecure with my "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer and closer. My dad proceeded to warn me by saying, "Don't wear a gray swimsuit. People will try to roll you back into the ocean".