I'm elated that neither Brad nor Angelina won anything.

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Originally posted by emc^2 Who evokes this deeply personal feeling in you?

Why that would be you.

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are the oscars actually happening right now?

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Originally posted by st3nc are the oscars actually happening right now?

No. It's not 'til next week.

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Originally posted by Lebezniatnikov Why that would be you.

Aw, did you feel ignored? Sorry, I forgot about you for a second but I allow me to explain why. Please forgive this gross oversight but rest assured that feeling is more than mutual. I'd post some offensive pictures or yell some obscenities your way if I actually gave a fuck about you but the sheer irrelevance of your mere presence among the living does not warrant such effort on my part.

Perhaps this is why I did not "get that feeling" until you reminded me of yourself - not very much unlike that turd that simply won't flush and pops back up. Hang on, let me reach for that flush handle again - this time I think I'll fix it...

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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)

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Originally posted by emc^2 Aw, did you feel ignored? Sorry, I forgot about you for a second but I allow me to explain why. Please forgive this gross oversight but rest assured that feeling is more than mutual. I'd post some offensive pictures or yell some obscenities your way if I actually gave a fuck about you but the sheer irrelevance of your mere presence among the living does not warrant such effort on my part. Perhaps this is why I did not "get that feeling" until you reminded me of yourself - not very much unlike that turd that simply won't flush and pops back up. Hang on, let me reach for that flush handle again - this time I think I'll fix it...

winston, you forgot to log out emc^2

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Originally posted by Renzo No. It's not 'til next week.

wut? http://www.oscar.com/oscarnight/

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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)

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Originally posted by Lebezniatnikov winston, you forgot to log out emc^2

Nope... damn, there you float again. Heh. I had some good fiber I guess. Allright, let's try it again - *flushhhhhhhhhh*

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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)

and the award for biggest woosh goes to...

Hey look! You!

I think I'm beginning to develop what is called a "fan base". Hey wanna follow me on Twitter or subscribe to my YouTube channel? No? Hm. How be one of the hoes on my bootycall list?

p.s. This "Jew on Jew" violence has got to stop. Jew feel me?

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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)

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Originally posted by emc^2 Nope... damn, there you float again. Heh. I had some good fiber I guess. Allright, let's try it again - *flushhhhhhhhhh*

Wait, are you the guy that got mad when I said Michael Bloomberg might not be that bad?



Damn, people hold internet grudges about the dumbest shit.

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