What are some of your favorites?

I've always liked: "To the man who has only a hammer, everything looks like a nail."

bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush.

I like this one by PG Wodehouse, regarding a fat woman:

"She looks like somebody has poured her into those clothes, and forgot to say 'when' ".

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"A Man who scratches arse should not bite his fingernails."

Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die tomorrow.

mind your p's and q's

"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing?
Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God?"

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He who builds according to every man's advice will have a crooked house.

Never let your feet run faster than your shoes.

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Be water, my friend.

A friend in need...is a pain in the ass.

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Got my self one of those Anti-Bullying wristbands.....stole it from a fat kid.x

a broken clock is right twice a day.

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Originally posted by phyrrus a broken clock is right twice a day.

I like this one.