On Friday I went to the best techno club in town where the music never disappoints. The first DJ played shit like Heater, the second didn't stray outside the beatport top 10, and the last literally could not beatmatch.
On Sunday afternoon I spent two hours on beatport and listened to precisely 405 songs. I purchased one.
On Sunday night I had the option of seeing Richie Hawtin...my weekend was saved! Against my recommendations, my friends decided that we were going to see Markus Schulz instead...cunts. I went with an open mind but had to leave after 45 minutes. Schulz was coked out of his brains and fist-pumping like an idiot whilst playing shit like this:
To cap it all off, the knob couldn't even mix and he was using a fucking laptop with Ableton! He kept running bass at nearly full volume in both channels during transitions. There's a thing called clipping you cocksucker! Also, the retard techs had set the rig up to run at ear-shattering levels, even at the furthest reaches of the club.
I always hated them when I saw them in my early days, but I cannot deny I'm anything but a jaded, cynical chinstroker now. Despite having a great chat with my mates tonight, I can honestly say I would rather have stayed home and listened to good music from ten years ago whilst wanking myself off and thinking: "man, I'm so incredibly knowledgeable about music, no one else these days gets it. It's all up to me. Thank god I have such good taste."
Originally posted by wotyzoid
You have shit friends and you're an idiot.
Right, because friendship is measured in musical taste. How silly of me to forget.
Next time I'm feeling particularly stupid, rather than just my usual idiotic, I'll make sure to call on you. I could always use the wisdom, advice and maturity of a sixteen year old.
Top class choonage imo, straight from the top drawer
Mar-08-2009 16:34
Meat187
Diese scheiß Katze
Registered: Dec 2007
Location: The Night's Plutonian Shore
Re: When did electronic music become so****?
quote:
Originally posted by Domesticated
I always hated them when I saw them in my early days, but I cannot deny I'm anything but a jaded, cynical chinstroker now. Despite having a great chat with my mates tonight, I can honestly say I would rather have stayed home and listened to good music from ten years ago whilst wanking myself off and thinking: "man, I'm so incredibly knowledgeable about music, no one else these days gets it. It's all up to me. Thank god I have such good taste."
Get that stick out of your ass, start listening to Eurodance, and try to enjoy yourself.
Originally posted by Domesticated
Right, because friendship is measured in musical taste. How silly of me to forget.
Next time I'm feeling particularly stupid, rather than just my usual idiotic, I'll make sure to call on you. I could always use the wisdom, advice and maturity of a sixteen year old.
Of course you can give me a ring, you emo looking fag.
On Sunday night I had the option of seeing Richie Hawtin...my weekend was saved! Against my recommendations, my friends decided that we were going to see Markus Schulz instead...cunts. I went with an open mind
Mar-08-2009 16:57
Domesticated
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Feb 2007
Location:
quote:
Originally posted by TranceOwnsLol
Okay...well no, that was a lie. I went thinking I'd at least be able to stay for a few hours and have fun, not leave after forty-five minutes.
quote:
Originally posted by wotyzoid
Of course you can give me a ring, you emo looking fag.
