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In a real game you don't really have time for 99% of that stuff if you are playing at the right level (i.e. not way better than the people you are playing). My wee bro is really good at that stuff and as a player. He nutmeged a guy who scored (and won) in a UEFA Cup final when he was about 11 and about 4ft hahaha.
Chants are a huge part of real football culture. Few Aberdeen ones:
In your Glasgow slums,
You rake in the bucket for something to eat,
You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat,
In your glasgow slums
(taking the piss out of celtics 'you'll never walk alone')
Sign on, Sign on
With hope, in your heart,
And you'll never get a job,
You'll never get a job
Sheep shaggin bastards,
We're only sheep shaggin bastards,
Sheep shaggin bastards,
We're only sheep shaggin bastards
We hate Glasgow Rangers
We hate Celtic too, they're shite
We hate Dundee Utd
But Aberdeen we love you
Altogether now...
(main one)
Stand free
Wherever you may be
Cos we are the famous Aberdeen
We don’t give a fuck
Whoever you may be
Cos we are the famous Aberdeen
We're Red!
Your Dead!
We're dancing on your Head!
Aberdeen! Aberdeen!
My fav (wegie = someone from Glasgow, giro = free money for scum):
You are a wegie a fucking wegie,
You only happy on giro day,
You mams a stealer you dads a dealer,
But please don't take our hubs caps away.
Those are the 'nice' official ones. There is one about Rangers player Ian Durrant getting his career ended by one of our players (sick but tolerable it's just to wind them up). But the one about the Ibrox (Rangers ground) Park disaster is just sick really ("66 died and too many survived..." etc all to the tune of English country garden).
Have a few more nice ones too like Northern Lights (but it's quite sappy so only sung every so often, plus wouldn't make any sence to most of you) 
Rangers and Cltic have a few really dodgy ones too.
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