Sit on your hand..... jerk off with your other hand and after sitting on your hand for an hour, pick up the bottle and drink it, its like someone else is feeding you booz!!!!!
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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD
May-05-2009 04:14
Silky Johnson
International Playa Hater
Registered: Nov 2003
Location:
Smoke weed. Listen to good tunes. Dance half/full naked in your living room. Drunk dial your closest friends.
May-05-2009 04:14
jupiterone
housin' guide
Registered: Dec 2004
Location: los angeles
pee pee on miami
May-05-2009 04:14
Zild
Ten City
Registered: Jun 2004
Location: San Antonio, US : TXTA #156
I like to beat myself silly while watching The Smiths videos.
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I've never been able to eat a whole baby.
Kill the women. Eat the children.
It's just one of those days where you want to bend over everyone you know and kiss their ass goodbye with a big sideways boot.
Originally posted by ********
So I'm at home and opted to open a bottle of Tennessee Wiskey
Its late, I was hoping to have a nice thoughtless drift to sleep which is why I drank the nightcap (big day tommorrow)
as such I'm sorta numb.. and wondering what is most fun to do while intoxicated at home? (I know a sign of alchoholism)
Any suggestions?
I think I may just conceed to making a song.
I will suggest one thing. . .You should get a huge boner and run straight into the wall to see if you can poke a gat damn hole through it while recording the whole thing for youtube, or youporn I mean.
May-05-2009 04:33
Zild
Ten City
Registered: Jun 2004
Location: San Antonio, US : TXTA #156
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Originally posted by jennypie
Pretty sure Zild is telling the truth.
William it was nothing!
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I've never been able to eat a whole baby.
Kill the women. Eat the children.
It's just one of those days where you want to bend over everyone you know and kiss their ass goodbye with a big sideways boot.
Originally posted by we_R_DNA
I will suggest one thing. . .You should get a huge boner and run straight into the wall to see if you can poke a gat damn hole through it while recording the whole thing for youtube, or youporn I mean.
winner.
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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD
May-05-2009 04:34
Zild
Ten City
Registered: Jun 2004
Location: San Antonio, US : TXTA #156
Why be gay like Tbill when you can just be sick and twisted like Zild?
Moz is NOT gay!
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I've never been able to eat a whole baby.
Kill the women. Eat the children.
It's just one of those days where you want to bend over everyone you know and kiss their ass goodbye with a big sideways boot.
