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| quote: | Originally posted by Yohan
I've always wanted to be a big white guy with huge beer belly and a beard |
well its time to settle down,
drink some beer, and let the beard grow.
Next step is to start feeling socialy rejected all the time.... Follow up with a viewing of dexter seasons (1-5), and once you have the feeling that no-one is going to give you anything, and add in a pinch of, believing that you'll get away with murder.
theeeeeen, you're wants are granted 
PS. the 2nd step can precede the first step, however, in order to get the first steps, you must add 8 consecutive viewings of "American History X" and a bunch of people friends who think other people are trying to rape them all the time. (So its only fair if you take revenge)
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