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today was a weird day
well i dont usually post my day to day life stories in the cor lost most people, but i thought id share this one with you guys aha..
i went in today to complete a drug test for this internship that i got.It was at this small office place and a kid was in front of me. Okay, cool. He took 45 fucking minutes. This ****** comes out to the waiting area and was supposed to provide a urine sample and deff did NOT provide a sample of urine.
Him and his mom left, and the lady busted out laughing when the door shut and went OMG...I dont even know what to do. By this time Im about ready to piss my pants, like I asked this lady if I could just go in the breakroom and pee in the cup really fast while waiting. The lady had to sanitize the bathroom between patients of course, then I went in there and just pissed like a racehorse in that cup and got out of that bathroom, because I knew what weird kid had been doing in it before me.
Seriously, are people that DUMB? Kid was in a room, by himself with a toliet and sink with water cut off and the sound of a fan, how the fuck did he do that shit in there?
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