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http://www.biblegateway.com/passage...B&version=31%3B
1Some time after this, Jesus crossed to the far shore of the Sea of Galilee (that is, the Sea of Tiberias), 2and a great crowd of people followed him because they saw the miraculous signs he had performed on the sick. 3Then Jesus went up on a mountainside and sat down with his disciples. 4The Jewish Passover Feast was near.
5When Jesus looked up and saw a great crowd coming toward him, he said to Philip, "Where shall we buy turntables for these people to rave?" 6He asked this only to test him, for he already had in mind what he was going to do.
7Philip answered him, "Eight months' wages[a] would not buy enough DJ equipment for this rave!"
8Another of his disciples, Andrew, Simon Peter's brother, spoke up, 9"Here is a boy with 1 turntable and a Vestax mixer, but how can you expect to beatmatch with such this junk?"
10Jesus said, "Have the people stand over there." There was plenty of grass in that place, and the men were escorted, about five thousand of them. 11Jesus then took the turntable, placed a Micro de Govia record on it, and started the rave. Hours passed. Not a single beat was missed, not a single trainwreck. It was a great set.
12When they had all had enough of raving, he said to his disciples, "Look for the fans of the Minimal. Have them killed."
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Everything is beautiful. Let the music carry you. Baby I will follow you forever. Nowhere else I'd rather be when you're lying next to me. Let the music carry us together.
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