Funny stuff right here... kinda same dealio as FML... but just people re-posting funny texts either recieved or sent... the top ones are quite humourous!


http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

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p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life

hahaha

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(310): Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.

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(978): Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this

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(614): The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.

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(252): We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?

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(626): What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans? (1-626): You have mice? (626): no why?

Awesome site!

(480): p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
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(978): Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this

haha, I love this site. Passes many a long afternoon at work.

(724): Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.

Last edited by Skipper on May-22-2009 at 13:50

wow this is the best discovery since youtube. laughing my ass off at work

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(202): On Saturday, I sharted on my roommates dog while trying to make it smell my farts. Today I got security clearance to work for one of the most respected and secretive govt agencies in the US (703): It's the American dream

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(314): Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours. (1-314): Man I wish I had been there (314): Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...

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(404): Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.

Last edited by Playa24_7 on May-22-2009 at 15:22

hilarious site!

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THIS SITE IS AMAZZZZZZZING!!!! work is boring, this will entertain me. Thx

(848): I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa

(480): p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life

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(214): dude. I'm so drunk. (972): pete, this is bryce's mom (214): I can't wait to have my cock in your ass (972): pete, this is still bryce's mom