A panda spent the night in bed with a prostitute.
The following morning as he is about ready to leave, the prostitute
yells after him, "Hey, aren't you going to pay me?"

The panda appears confused, so she throws a dictionary at him and
tells him to look up 'prostitute.' The definition reads:

'A woman who engages in promiscuous sexual activity for pay. '

The panda throws the dictionary back at the prostitute and tells her
to look up 'panda.

' The definition reads: 'An animal that eats bushes, shoots, and leaves.'

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TED PROMO'S MOTHER IS THE PROSTITUTE AND I AM THE PANDAAAAAAAAAAAAA

FAIL! The panda didn't shoot.

A panda he walks into a Pizza Hut, orders some pizza, and sits down. Once he's done eating, he takes a look at the bill and just goes to walk out. The manager and server try to stop him, saying "you have to pay for your food", so he pulls out a gun and shoots the place up.
The workers are terrified, asking him what the hell he's doing.
He hands them a dictionary, and turns the page to "panda bear".
It says "small black and white bear, native to asia. Eats shoots and leaves."

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Originally posted by nekholm FAIL! The panda didn't shoot. A panda he walks into a Pizza Hut, orders some pizza, and sits down. Once he's done eating, he takes a look at the bill and just goes to walk out. The manager and server try to stop him, saying "you have to pay for your food", so he pulls out a gun and shoots the place up. The workers are terrified, asking him what the hell he's doing. He hands them a dictionary, and turns the page to "panda bear". It says "small black and white bear, native to asia. Eats shoots and leaves."

This one is worse and 10x less funny/clever. Fuck you and fuck your "joke"

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Originally posted by hundred TED PROMO'S MOTHER IS THE PROSTITUTE AND I AM THE PANDAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Originally posted by Akridrot This one is worse and 10x less funny/clever. Fuck you and fuck your "joke"

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