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Loud guy wants you to play in Toronto
This was taken from this thread:
http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...7&forumid=74&s=
| quote: | Originally posted by avalonwarrior
WORD UP PLANET EARTH !!
THIS IS PROTEUS OR MC PROTEUS AND SOMETIMES PROTEUS 4000 !!
I AM GOING TO BE DOING A SIDE ROOM AT THE AUG 1ST DARK RAVE IN TORONTO. I AM LOOKING FOR LAPTOP MUSICIANS WHO WOULD LIKE TO PLAY.
THE KIND OF MUSIC I AM LOOKING FOR IS PHAT N' INFECTIOUS CUTTING EDGE ELECTRONIC MUSIC. I AM LOOKING FOR NuBREAKCORE OR " MODERN BREAKCORE " PEACE-OFF STYLE TOXIC HIP-HOP, RAGGACORE RAVE ROCK. HIP-HOP FLAVORED BREAKCORE / IDM FUSION FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE MIRROR! I AM LOOKING FOR EXPERIMENTAL ABSURD JUNGLE. GLITCHCORE RAGGACHAOS. POST-APOCALYPTIC FUTURISTIC SOUNDSCAPES RIDDEN ON GARGANTUAN BEATS. I WANT WEIRD BUT FUN DARK TWISTED IDM FUELED BY HENTAI MOVIES. FACE MELTING ALIEN GABBER FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION. DARK DRUM & BASS FUSED WITH HIP-HOP STYLE HARDHOP BEATS ( THINK DJ HIVE DEVIOUS METHODS ) TECHNO ANIMAL LIKE INDUSTRO-FUNK! POST-INDUSTRIAL ( PUMP YOUR FIST SLOW LIKE A SPEED BUMP ) BREAKCORE. BASTARD RAVE ! BASTARD POP !! DIGITAL MENTALISM AT IT'S FINEST!! CYBERPUNK AT IT'S FINEST !!
BASICALLY I AM LOOKING FOR " ROCK OUT " STYLE LAPTOP MUSICIANS LIKE DROON, GIRL TALK, KID 606, XANOPTICON, DURAN DURAN DURAN & ENDUSER! PLEASE UNDERSTAND I LIKE MY MUSIC AS AWESOME AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE. IF YOU ARE UNAWARE OF THE KIND OF MUSIC I AM LOOKING FOR PLEASE TRY AND FIND SOME MP3'S FROM THE ARTISTS LISTED ABOVE. IF YOUR MUSIC IS WACK AND BORING TO NOT OFFER TO COME PLAY.
MY BUDGET FOR THIS EVENT IS ONLY $300 CND SO I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO PAY EVERYONE VERY MUCH BUT IT SHOULD BE A LOT OF FUN. WHAT I AM HOPING WILL HAPPEN IS THAT I CAN GET AROUND 15 LAPTOP WEIRDOS TO PLAY AND EVERYONE CAN DO SHORT 15 - 20 MIN LONG " FREAK OUT " SETS. HOPEFULLY EVERYONE WILL GET ALONG AND BE FRIENDS AND WE CAN ALL DECIDE WHO GOES ON WHEN AND IT WILL BE A LEGENDARY DIGITAL RETARD FEST !!
ALSO I DO NOT .. I REPEAT I DO NOT HAVE A CAR. I CANNOT PICK YOU UP OR DROP YOU OFF AT THE AIRPORT AND I CANNOT BUY YOU LUNCH OR DINNER OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT. IF YOU WANT TO PLAY IT HAS TO BE PRETTY MUCH FOR FUN. I MIGHT ONLY BE ABLE TO GIVE YOU AS LOW AS $15 EACH ON THE NIGHT PLEASE REMEMBER THIS! SO FAR I HAVE 6 LAPTOP ARTISTS WHO ARE GOING TO PERFORM AND ALMOST ALL OF THEM SAID THEY WILL JUST DO IT FOR FREE! FOR CRYING OUT LOUD JUST BORROW THE MONEY AND COME TO TORONTO FOR THE WEEKEND! IT WILL BE FUN AS HELL! PLUS THERE IS USUALLY A LOT OF REALLY GREAT JAIL-BAIT RUNNING AROUND ON THE DARK RAVE.
THE WHOLE EVENT IS CALLED THE DARK RAVE AND IT'S BEEN GOING ON I THINK FOR ABOUT 9 YEARS. THE VENUE IS CALLED THE BIG BOP AND IT'S A BIG PURPLE BUILDING RIGHT ON THE CORNER OF BATHURST AND QUEEN IN DOWNTOWN TORONTO. OF COURSE BECAUSE YOU ARE PLAYING I WILL TRY AND MAKE SURE YOU GET IN FOR FREE BUT IF SOMETHING GOES WRONG PLEASE BE PREPARED TO PAY THE $10 IF YOU ARE OVER 19 OR $20 IF YOU ARE UNDERAGE. THIS MIGHT BE A GOOD CHANCE TO PLAY AT A CLUB IF YOU ARE UNDER 19 ( IF THERE ARE ANY HYPER TALENTED LAPTOP FREAKS UNDER 19 READING THIS ) ....... YES I KNOW I CAN BARLEY PAY YOU ANYTHING AND YOU MIGHT HAVE TO PAY THE COVER. YES IT KIND OF SUCKS BUT THIS MUSIC IS FREAKING WEIRD !! SO COME OUT FOR THE FUN OF IT DAMMIT !!! I HAVE TO COVER MY ASS BECAUSE ONE TIME I BOOKED THE GREAT AND MIGHTY BOGDAN RACZYNSKI http://www.alteredbeats.ca/press/pd...20raczynski.pdf AND THE PEOPLE WHO WERE RUNNING NORTH BY NORTHEAST TOLD ME THAT BOGDAN WAS NOT ALLOWED 4 PEOPLE ON THE GUEST LIST SO I ACTUALLY SCREAMED AT A GUY FOR 4 MINUTES STRAIGHT ON THE PHONE IN THE STAIRWELL OF THE EL MOCAMBO UNTIL THEY SAID YES AND GAVE HIM HIS 4 PEOPLE. FREAKING MESS.
OK SO THIS IS IT!! YOU ARE NOT A SLAVE OR A NERD! YOU ARE NOT ALONE!! GIVE YOUR BODY IT'S FREEDOM!! IT'S TIME FOR SERIOUS CYBER-ESCAPISM !! YOU ARE THE RECKLESS YOUTH QUAKE FROM THE BINARY CODE !! BOW DOWN .. GET READY ! BE REFRESHED !! IT'S TIME TO NAIL YOUR LAPTOP TO A PIECE OF WOOD AND PLAY IT LIKE AN AIR GUITAR !! DIGI-PUNKS SHALL GATHER AND NEVER FORGET THIS NIGHT AS LONG AS THEY LIVE!! THIS WILL BE CYBER-PUNK AT IT'S FINEST !! THIS IS THE ONE AND ONLY ALTERED BEATS!! - CUTTING EDGE ELECTRONIC SOUNDS EVOLVED FROM INDUSTRIAL, HARDCORE, JUNGLE, HIP-HOP, IDM AND NOISE !!! FUCKING RADICAL FACE MELTING MUSIC FROM ANOTHER PLACE IN THE FABRIC OF REALITY !!! THIS IS ALIEN, ANIME, MUTANT LAPTOP LUNACY !! YOU ARE NOT A LONER IN FRONT OF YOUR COMPUTER YOU ARE A FLYING ANIMAL SPECTER FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION!! THE FREAKS SHALL GATHER AND THE MUSIC WILL WASH AWAY PAIN AND SORROW IN A TIDAL WAVE OF SPLINTERED BEATS AND HARSH NOISE !!!
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There's more yelling but I edited it. Is this guy on fucking meth or what? Anyone heard of "PROTEUS OR MC PROTEUS AND SOMETIMES PROTEUS 4000?"
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