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DJ TranceFormer
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Registered: Jan 2002
Location: Alexandria, VA
Girls/Boys Prayers.

A GIRLS PRAYER
Lord, Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who's willy's thick and long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
When promises to call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind,
Knows just what to say, when I ask "How big's my behind?"
One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin,
In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen!
I pray that this man will love me no end,
And never attempt to shag my best friend.
And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the dickhead you sent me instead.
Amen.


A BOYS PRAYER
Lord, I pray for a girl with nice tits, and
a nice ass.
Amen.


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nils
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Registered: Sep 2001
Location: örebro

hehe...

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Drifter
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Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Perth, Australia

amen i hear ya


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Sandman
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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Planet earth

so true......



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Endre
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Registered: Apr 2002
Location: Space

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Uisgdlyast
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Registered: Aug 2001
Location: near Cleveland,

what about legs? i could go for a girl with nice legs too

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Mail Man
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Registered: Jan 2002
Location: Glasgow

LOL! i like these jokes.

yeah i think we can also pray for nice legs

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S-Type
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Registered: Mar 2002
Location: North Bergen, NJ, USA

roflmao... so true


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mecha
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Registered: Mar 2002
Location: TO, Canada

lol

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jdat
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Registered: Oct 2001
Location: I dont even know
Re: Girls/Boys Prayers.

quote:
Originally posted by DJ TranceFormer
Lord, I pray for a girl with nice tits, and
a nice ass.
Amen.


cmon man that's so stereotypical!

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Ste
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Registered: Oct 2001
Location: Outer Dementia
Re: Girls/Boys Prayers.

quote:
Originally posted by DJ TranceFormer
A GIRLS PRAYER
Lord, Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who's willy's thick and long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
When promises to call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind,
Knows just what to say, when I ask "How big's my behind?"
One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin,
In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen!
I pray that this man will love me no end,
And never attempt to shag my best friend.
And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the dickhead you sent me instead.
Amen.


hehehe


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Spyder
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Registered: Feb 2002
Location: Toronto CDN
Behold, my arse.

actualy the boys prayer should read

God give me a girl that i can fuck




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