Registered: Sep 2003
Location: corner of the garden
Secrets...
I guess I'm learning that I am really bad at keeping secrets. Why? Because I forget what I'm told is a secret. All I remember is what I'm told.
Like.
GF says, omg, you won't believe what happened. omg omg.
I say, what, what happened?
GF says, I can't even tell you. This is soooooooo bad. Promise me you'll never tell anyone.
I say: Okay. I promise. What happened?
GF says, friend Susie slept with Debbie's boyfriend!
I say, ew, gross, why would anyone sleep with Debbie's boyfriend! He is just so gross.
I am so grossed out by the grossness of the incident that I forget it's supposed to be a big bad secret.
Next time I see Susie, I say, wtf were you thinking? Why would you sleep with him? He actually smells. Ick ick.
Of course, Susie gets upset. How do I know that she slept with Debbie's bf?
blah blah
I suck.
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Jul-04-2009 17:49
Joss Weatherby
Banned
Registered: May 2008
Location: The Pacific Northwest, of course
Re: Secrets...
quote:
Originally posted by Echo of Silence
I suck.
Like that one time you went **%#$#(# and he %*(#(*# instantly?
Wait... was that a ... :|
Jul-04-2009 18:01
malek
drinks your milkshake!
Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Montréal
Pics of Debbie... and Susie... and Debbie's boyfriend for bas
Registered: Sep 2003
Location: corner of the garden
Re: Re: Secrets...
quote:
Originally posted by Joss Weatherby
Like that one time you went **%#$#(# and he %*(#(*# instantly?
Wait... was that a ... :|
Actually, I was wondering if I'm the only one who has problems remembering when something is a secret...
And then, Joss, you post. And I remember how bad you are at keeping secrets.
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Jul-04-2009 18:08
The17sss
C.R.E.A.M.
Registered: May 2008
Location: Charlotte, NC
I have the same problem sometimes. It's better if the person tells me, "By the way, don't repeat this to ANYONE." Then I get the message. If the person telling the secret doesn't want it to get out, they need to be clear about that when they start yapping!
Jul-04-2009 18:09
Joss Weatherby
Banned
Registered: May 2008
Location: The Pacific Northwest, of course
Re: Re: Re: Secrets...
quote:
Originally posted by Echo of Silence
Actually, I was wondering if I'm the only one who has problems remembering when something is a secret...
And then, Joss, you post. And I remember how bad you are at keeping secrets.
I keep secrets where it counts. Your secrets usually are far too funny to be a secret in the first place (and usually ones that you are like ?!?? why is that secret?)
eg: you'd tell me you had an apple at lunch and go "but dont tell anyone ok?"
Jul-04-2009 18:10
Echo of Silence
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Sep 2003
Location: corner of the garden
Re: Re: Re: Re: Secrets...
quote:
Originally posted by Joss Weatherby
I keep secrets where it counts. Your secrets usually are far too funny to be a secret in the first place (and usually ones that you are like ?!?? why is that secret?)
eg: you'd tell me you had an apple at lunch and go "but dont tell anyone ok?"
Well, that apple has feelings!
quote:
Originally posted by malek
Pics of Debbie... and Susie... and Debbie's boyfriend for bas
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Jul-04-2009 18:15
boris_the_bear
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Oct 2008
Location: Lower Chernobylstan
i couldn't keep secrets in the past. a person says "this is just between you and me", then I pass the message to someone else also saying "this is for your information only". as a result, everyone knows the secret but act like they don't. gladly, i have learned to keep secrets some year or two ago
Jul-04-2009 19:32
Zoso
Banging Gangs!
Registered: Mar 2006
Location: Dirty South, United States
That sounds like some spectacular drama. True story?
Jul-04-2009 19:35
:wtf:
Suspended User
Registered: Sep 2005
Location:
Idk, I'm just txting my bff Jill.
Jul-04-2009 19:43
Slylee
love lockdown
Registered: May 2001
Location: Hollywood, FL
i'm good at keeping secrets because i just forget about them since it wasn't really important to me lol
occasionally i'll blab some lame story that someone told me because they are careless and think i'm their BFF. but if it's someone i truly respect and love and they tell me something major, i'll go to my grave with it.
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quote:
Originally posted by notelfreak
man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone
Jul-05-2009 14:49
chimera66
PARTOUZE
Registered: Jun 2006
Location: Left Coast
i don't think someone has to explicitly say "this is a secret" for you to figure out what you can and cannot repeat. i tend to remember what is a secret and if i can't remember if i was told not to say anything or not i just keep my mouth shut
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Originally posted by Ygrene
I once saw Swamper peel off 4 or 5 $100 bills from a fat roll and say this to Donald Trump: "Go clean yourself up; you look like a bum.". And then he threw the bills right in Trump's face/hair! Then Swamper and his entourage of 30, who were all wearing TA monogramed Rolexes, left the room and flew to Hawaii for a few hours because Del wanted fresh coconut.
To his defense, Trump didn't even really look like a bum.