they're bound to happen, so lets give it a thread.

let me preface this by saying i have full respect for the man as a musical and performing talent.. these jokes are all aimed at his personal exploits and decisions he made which landed him with the reputation he has....


{and they're funny}


Whats the difference between MJ and Alex Ferguson?

Ferguson will be playing Giggs in August

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Farrah Fawcett died, and when she got to heaven God asked her what she wanted. Farrah told him "I want all the children in the world to be safe".



So God killed Michael Jackson.

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I heard he died having a stroke in the children's ward

How did micheal jackson die?

Food poisening:

he ate 2 12 year old nuts

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MJ drowned because noone would throw him a buoy

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Originally posted by Lilith I heard he died having a stroke in the children's ward

ROFL!!!!!

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I heard MJ wanted to be buried face down in case Elton John popped in for a coldie.

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What's black and white and molests children?




Dead.

No details on the burial arrangements, but I heard MJ is going to be melted down into plastic toys so children can play with him for a change.

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quote:

Originally posted by Lilith I heard he died having a stroke in the children's ward

My favourite =)

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