One of my shithead neighbors got a brand new dog that barks every single night for at least 30 minutes! Not even a puppy, but an adult dog with a deep, booming voice. Every single night, without fail, as soon as it gets dark... the fucking dog WON'T STOP BARKING. Why do they leave him outside? Why don't they put a fucking muzzle on him?

I DON'T KNOW.

But you can hear people screaming from their windows "SHUT THE FUCK UP I'M TRYING TO GET SOME SLEEP!" and other various expressions of annoyance.

This has gone on for nearly a week.

Needless to say, this dog is about to die. They'd better call ASPCA (sp) to arrest that fucking mutt before someone busts a cap in his ass.

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give him some chocolate

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Originally posted by malek give him some chocolate

EXCELLENT IDEA!

(not that I'd be the one to do it)

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SPCA

call the cops dumbass. i'm sure excessive dog barking violates some sort of noise ordinance in your neighborhood.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

Has anybody tried going over to their house and saying something? If that hasn't worked, has anybody tried calling animal control? Every time there has been an issue wherever I've lived, it's been solved in less than a day just by making one phone call.

It's not the dog's fault somebody put it outside all night long with all sorts of lights and noises to talk to.

Here's what you should do though: kill the owners and lock the dog inside with their bodies. You won't have to hear the dog at night anymore, and you can be sure it's well fed, so it's not like you're killing it, ya know?

This is brooklyn, the cops don't give a fuck about a barking dog.

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Originally posted by Akridrot This is brooklyn, the cops don't give a fuck about a barking dog.

lol i've heard brooklyn's not that bad any more

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee lol i've heard brooklyn's not that bad any more

it's not that bad, but it's still gay

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kidnap the dog a la Seinfeld

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Originally posted by Slylee lol i've heard brooklyn's not that bad any more

except the neighborhood of williamsburg...it's overrun by hipsters

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