so my mom was looking around for a video store because blockbuster by her closed recently. she finds one and walks in...goes to the counter and asks the gentleman about the advertised deal by the entrance and he assures her it's still going on and she tells him she wants to sign up and rent some movies. he tells her ok. she goes and starts looking at the movies and then suddenly realizes something is very wrong. she looks at the guy close to her and says, "this isn't a regular video store is it". the guy goes, "lol no".


she walked into a fucking porn video shop like a moron, not realizing it was.

i can't stop laughing. i love my mom.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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it would've been better had he signed her up first & give her the token keyring

So how many DVDs did she buy?

So, what did she rent?

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Originally posted by jennypie So how many DVDs did she buy?

Pppfffttt... why buy when you can just rent it and copy the best scenes? n00bs

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Funnier still would be if she picked a movie up and you were on the cover & it was like bangbros or something.

i just cannot even begin to understand how omeone can walk into a porn shop not knowing it's a porn shop only my mom.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

Well to be fair they keep all the giant black dildos in the back.

Or so I've heard.

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Originally posted by bas Well to be fair they keep all the giant black dildos in the back. Or so I've heard.

Thats just wrong.

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Originally posted by Slylee the guy goes, "lol no".

Did he actually say "lol"?

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